YOHIO

Hey ya'll

Yo-hio is now on MYSPACE. Check it out. Myspace.com/yohiorocks . Not to great but I can try to work on it. Key.

Sam

In Case You Missed It

Hello people. I just wanted to post a video from Youtube. A lot of people knew about this video when asked at school, and I can't believe I did not know about it. If you have seen this before, sorry. But it is one of those stupid things you may not think is funny right away, but the after-the-fact stupidness of this video gives me a good chuckle. Enjoy Chocolate Rain.

Umm

I think that "condone" was used out of context in the previous post.

dem bootz

I personally think those boots are attractive.

































NOT!

A Simple Little Prayer

Dear Jesus,

Please let these terrible boot that girls are wearing go away. They are stupid and they make girls look like they want to be in Antartica. Jesus, please strike down all these boots off those women. They know not what they are doing. Please condone Satan from the feet of these women and improve the choices that they shall make in the future.

Amen.

A Review of Iron Man

I wanted to do a quick review of Iron Man because it is a much talked about movie. This movie was released on DVD a week or two ago and that means I am seeing it. Well it has been viewed by myself and other critique annalist and here is low down.

This movie is easily summed up by this: a combination of Spiderman and Transformers. If you like either one or both of these two movies, you will really like this flick. Judging by the commercials, I really expected this movie to be worse. However the realistic situations and special effects make this movie much more believable of the genre of Superhero Movies. Although like almost all movies, there are some situations in it that do not make sense, this movie is a must see.

In conclusion, go see Iron Man. I do not think it is good enough to buy but I do feel that is DEFINITELY good enough to legally backup. I give this movies a A- .
Thanks for reading
Sam

A Review of the Strangers

Well now that I have finally seen the much talked about Strangers, let's have a one way chat about it, shall we?

The Strangers takes place in a present day in a unmodern farmhouse off in the middle of the woods, miles from civilization. A little cliche maybe, but I gave it a chance. This movie is a pop-up movie, not a gore film. If you are watching this movie to see a bunch of people get chopped up, your gore loving heart will not be fulfilled.

There were some problematic scenes I had with this movie. Just some questions that were left unanswered. Some situations that I do not see how it happened. I do not want to give away any of the movie but there were some scenes where I do not see how the bad people get inside to outside unless they were jumping through walls.

In the befogging of the movie some creepy chick knocks on the door in the wee morning hours and mumbles some chicks name and disappears. I really do not recall why she mentioned that name. Did I miss something? I don't think I did but...maybe.

Okay. I really had a problem with the ending. I think that is very fair to say. I know they are going with a Halloween style ending--the classic everyone dies and the bad guys still are at-large. But after all the chasing, why just stab them under the non-scary morning sun. This needed to be ten times more dramatic.

Also this film like many other horror films claims to be 'inspired by a true story'. The film was inspired by an event from director Bryan Bertino's childhood: a stranger came to his home asking for someone who was not there, and Bertino later found out that empty homes in the neighborhood had been broken into that night. Bryan Bertino, also mentions that this movie is based on the keddie cabin murders that happen April 11th, 1981 in which three people were killed and another little girl was kidnapped. Hmm...whatever.

So all this trash against this movie. But what do I overall think about this movie. B+. I will give it a high B. I like the new scary people. It could start a new style of monster. (ie Jason, Myers, Leatherface, etc) The mask are pretty freaky. I also like the suspense of this movie. Most of the movie you are on edge. I really liked the movie till the semi-dissapointing end. I AM glad that I have seen this movie and would recommend it to others. However, this will not be remembered as a instant-classic in horror.

That's my bored breakdown of The Strangers. If you have not seen it yet, see it. A great date movie. Pop-ups lead to instant reaching for someone near for protection. No pun intended.

Hello all,

This is just a post that I wanted to get out there for those going to X-feast and those who still need to send in their X-fest tickets.

Later Players,

sam

Several Issues

Several Issues I want to address so let's dive right into it.

First of all, I want to say that there is a big site right now being posted everywhere called Blog Cabin. Maybe we will get some accidental hits? eh?

Second thing to address is the obvious--the election. So Osama got it. Er, Obama Bin Laden. Er, Obama Hussein, er BARACK. Ah, there it is. Whatever, go Dave. Power to ya buddy. No seriously, a lot of power to ya. We got a minority doing work for our country. Nate, hold out on the racist comments dude, this is the whitest black guy ever. Actually he is half black. Whatever. Our first half minority! Sweet.

Okay, enough of that bullshit nonsense. That don't matter. What does matter is I GOT MY TICKET SENT FOR XFEAST! Hell ya. Cory, tim, and myself. Go us. Go team. Go world. Visa.

Fuck you dave.

HEY YOU!

VOTE!