the virgin gig

Well first of all I would like to say to my fellow band members, nice job. I think we did a pretty dam good job, and you should both be proud. I know the crowd did not lose control and get too rowdy like we have all dreamed about, but our time will come. I heard such praises being said that night by the guests, "How did you guys get a live band?" "You guys drink for free anytime!" "I lobe the song!" "You guys rock!" "Mother of God!" "Who's the drop dead gorgeous man-beast on the keyboard, his gyrations make me drip, and that voice makes my succulent nipples stand erect, and his complete mastery of beats gives me violent shaking orgasms, and will for many years later. I want that." & "Dam."



Now i would like to take this time to apologize for my unforgivable behavior on said night. I clearly let myself get out of control, and succumbed to sucking the alcoholic teet of the devil. I feel really bad about not helping set up, and i know i did not perform anywhere near my full potential due to the inhibitors that possessed me that night. I cannot remember a large portion of the night, but for anything else that I did that was stupid or offensive.











Rock on

Tim

Tentative Set List for Toledo Show (which is also tentative)

NOTE- Added some that will be key*

1 Sugar We're Going Down
2 Ring of Fire
3 Goodbye Earl
4 Flavor of the Week
5 Face Down
6 Maragaritaville
7 Closing Time
8 Wonderwall
9 Hey There Delilah
10 Breakfast at Tiff's
11 All Summer Long
12 I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing
13 She Hates Me
14 Picture
15 Numb
16 All Star
17 Fuck Her Gently
18 As Long as You Love Me

Considering....

1 I Love this Bar
2 Let's Duet
3 Jumper
4 I'm Yours
5 Fall for You
6 Bartender
7 The Kill
8 I Want it That Way

Tim/Nate PLEASE post any songs that we do and I missed, or that you think would be awesome.

rock

My personal goal as a member of Satan's personal militia of rock minions (Yo-hio for short) is to not just shake the pillars of hell, like those pussies in five finger death punch. But, to actually cause the collapse of the world we know now into the flaming depths of hell, causing not only pure chaos and the end of the world, but the best god dam show Columbus Ohio has ever seen.




-The Master Beater (master of playing preset beats on the keyboard, to clear up any misconceptions.)

Shit....shit....SHIT

Okay hello everyone (tim)

Well this blog has gone pretty stagnant for awhile because there aint shit to discuss relating to bamf because it is in off-season.

However, Yohio is soon planning on playing on it first show away from the the tit of its mother stage near bamf. What does this mean? We (yohio) needs to step the fuck up. Where we fall short in quality of music we are going to have to make up in performance.

Watch this video for inspiration.



That shit in the video is the teenager version of the show that we are about to ensue on the city of columbus.

Keep posting mother fuckers