Well first of all I would like to say to my fellow band members, nice job. I think we did a pretty dam good job, and you should both be proud. I know the crowd did not lose control and get too rowdy like we have all dreamed about, but our time will come. I heard such praises being said that night by the guests, "How did you guys get a live band?" "You guys drink for free anytime!" "I lobe the song!" "You guys rock!" "Mother of God!" "Who's the drop dead gorgeous man-beast on the keyboard, his gyrations make me drip, and that voice makes my succulent nipples stand erect, and his complete mastery of beats gives me violent shaking orgasms, and will for many years later. I want that." & "Dam."
Now i would like to take this time to apologize for my unforgivable behavior on said night. I clearly let myself get out of control, and succumbed to sucking the alcoholic teet of the devil. I feel really bad about not helping set up, and i know i did not perform anywhere near my full potential due to the inhibitors that possessed me that night. I cannot remember a large portion of the night, but for anything else that I did that was stupid or offensive.
Rock on
Tim
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