Suck It.

To those who did not send in their x-fest tickets, suck it. Of course, since Tim and cory are to only ones who get on the blog anymore--I guess this is sorta non-applicable.

Good job fellas.
PEACE

Double Shot at Love

Please for the love of todd visit the ikki twins site. HERE

Cabin Idea Proposal

I say we build a petting zoo, but replace the animals with vaginas.

Word Up

We need to get some more activity on the blog during the cabin's off-season. We need some conceptual ideas for the addition after this school season. Keep posting.
SAM

YOHIO

Hey ya'll

Yo-hio is now on MYSPACE. Check it out. Myspace.com/yohiorocks . Not to great but I can try to work on it. Key.

Sam

In Case You Missed It

Hello people. I just wanted to post a video from Youtube. A lot of people knew about this video when asked at school, and I can't believe I did not know about it. If you have seen this before, sorry. But it is one of those stupid things you may not think is funny right away, but the after-the-fact stupidness of this video gives me a good chuckle. Enjoy Chocolate Rain.

Umm

I think that "condone" was used out of context in the previous post.

dem bootz

I personally think those boots are attractive.

































NOT!

A Simple Little Prayer

Dear Jesus,

Please let these terrible boot that girls are wearing go away. They are stupid and they make girls look like they want to be in Antartica. Jesus, please strike down all these boots off those women. They know not what they are doing. Please condone Satan from the feet of these women and improve the choices that they shall make in the future.

Amen.

A Review of Iron Man

I wanted to do a quick review of Iron Man because it is a much talked about movie. This movie was released on DVD a week or two ago and that means I am seeing it. Well it has been viewed by myself and other critique annalist and here is low down.

This movie is easily summed up by this: a combination of Spiderman and Transformers. If you like either one or both of these two movies, you will really like this flick. Judging by the commercials, I really expected this movie to be worse. However the realistic situations and special effects make this movie much more believable of the genre of Superhero Movies. Although like almost all movies, there are some situations in it that do not make sense, this movie is a must see.

In conclusion, go see Iron Man. I do not think it is good enough to buy but I do feel that is DEFINITELY good enough to legally backup. I give this movies a A- .
Thanks for reading
Sam

A Review of the Strangers

Well now that I have finally seen the much talked about Strangers, let's have a one way chat about it, shall we?

The Strangers takes place in a present day in a unmodern farmhouse off in the middle of the woods, miles from civilization. A little cliche maybe, but I gave it a chance. This movie is a pop-up movie, not a gore film. If you are watching this movie to see a bunch of people get chopped up, your gore loving heart will not be fulfilled.

There were some problematic scenes I had with this movie. Just some questions that were left unanswered. Some situations that I do not see how it happened. I do not want to give away any of the movie but there were some scenes where I do not see how the bad people get inside to outside unless they were jumping through walls.

In the befogging of the movie some creepy chick knocks on the door in the wee morning hours and mumbles some chicks name and disappears. I really do not recall why she mentioned that name. Did I miss something? I don't think I did but...maybe.

Okay. I really had a problem with the ending. I think that is very fair to say. I know they are going with a Halloween style ending--the classic everyone dies and the bad guys still are at-large. But after all the chasing, why just stab them under the non-scary morning sun. This needed to be ten times more dramatic.

Also this film like many other horror films claims to be 'inspired by a true story'. The film was inspired by an event from director Bryan Bertino's childhood: a stranger came to his home asking for someone who was not there, and Bertino later found out that empty homes in the neighborhood had been broken into that night. Bryan Bertino, also mentions that this movie is based on the keddie cabin murders that happen April 11th, 1981 in which three people were killed and another little girl was kidnapped. Hmm...whatever.

So all this trash against this movie. But what do I overall think about this movie. B+. I will give it a high B. I like the new scary people. It could start a new style of monster. (ie Jason, Myers, Leatherface, etc) The mask are pretty freaky. I also like the suspense of this movie. Most of the movie you are on edge. I really liked the movie till the semi-dissapointing end. I AM glad that I have seen this movie and would recommend it to others. However, this will not be remembered as a instant-classic in horror.

That's my bored breakdown of The Strangers. If you have not seen it yet, see it. A great date movie. Pop-ups lead to instant reaching for someone near for protection. No pun intended.

Hello all,

This is just a post that I wanted to get out there for those going to X-feast and those who still need to send in their X-fest tickets.

Later Players,

sam

Several Issues

Several Issues I want to address so let's dive right into it.

First of all, I want to say that there is a big site right now being posted everywhere called Blog Cabin. Maybe we will get some accidental hits? eh?

Second thing to address is the obvious--the election. So Osama got it. Er, Obama Bin Laden. Er, Obama Hussein, er BARACK. Ah, there it is. Whatever, go Dave. Power to ya buddy. No seriously, a lot of power to ya. We got a minority doing work for our country. Nate, hold out on the racist comments dude, this is the whitest black guy ever. Actually he is half black. Whatever. Our first half minority! Sweet.

Okay, enough of that bullshit nonsense. That don't matter. What does matter is I GOT MY TICKET SENT FOR XFEAST! Hell ya. Cory, tim, and myself. Go us. Go team. Go world. Visa.

Fuck you dave.

HEY YOU!

VOTE!

A Review of Saw 5

As you may know, Saw 5 came out this weekend and it continued to follow the precedent left by Saw 4 of suck. As expected, it did suck. Sure it is always interesting seeing the new ways the writers of the movie thought of to torture and kill people. . . but seriously. This movie is stretching it. There really is no crazy twist to this movie that people loved from the first Saw movies. Saw 1 was awesome. Saw 2 was sorta awesome. Saw 3 was pushing it. Saw 4 was a confusing failure. Saw 5, utter disappointment.

There was some unbelievable loose ends that I want to address now. If you have not seen the movie yet, and you want it to be a surprise--do not continue reading.

Stupid Scene 1) There is things that smart people know, and there are things that everyone knows. In one of the final scenes in the movie, 2 survivors (thus far) are told they must but there hands in a box containing saws. The saws would then cut up their hands and funnel into a container with a fishing bobber. When the container was full, the door would open. Of course they only had a few minutes to do this before a bomb went off. A little unbelievable here already but that is besides the point. So of course the two individuals decide to do it, but before they stick their hands in the box they rip off a piece of clothing and make a turnicot. Think about that. That would stop blood flow which they do NOT want. You would apply a turnicot AFTER but not before if you are trying to bleed. Maybe then they wouldn't have had to cut all the way to their elbows. Dumb.

Stupid Scene 2) Last Scene. The bad dude goes into a bullet proof box that drops into the floor. The walls then close in, gruesomly smashing the hero. My question is. . . how does the dude in the box get out? Is he not now buried under a large steel wall? Its not like he had a button in this 'coffin' to press the retract the walls. It would be a long, painful, dark death--locked in a tight, dark space. I think I would rather be crushed--it would be faster. but thats just me.

Stupid Scene 3) Cubby holes hiding from the nail bombs. The holes are definitaly big enough for probably everyone. I get it, that was part of the twist, teamwork or whatever. But how could you not see that? Here's a tip to Jigsaw victims-open your damn eyes and stop being a dumbass.
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Well that was my review on Saw 5 in a nutshell. I am bored as hell right now and that is what is on my mind. Here is my advice for those considering this movie. Save your money and don't see Saw.

People=Shit

Cory and I's ticket stubs are sitting in my mailbox as i type this. So use our responsible actions as a guide and do the same.

Click here for details

exercise your right, use or lose it, VOTE.
Nobama in '08

Check out the hottest new trend ever to hit blankets!!!!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&item=220297376098

I heard they also have a great promo video on youtube! Watch here!!!

party.

ok, so i have my ticket and a self-addressed stamped envelope all ready to be mailed. So everyone pull your heads out of your asses and get the move on, i dont want to send mine in and then no one else does so come on it takes like five minutes two envelopes and two stamps of which i am sure you can jack from your parents. we need to do this soon because it will most likely sell out if it is not already.

fuck the corporate world

dave for pres.

Good Morning.

This years statistics thus far...

Hello Bamf Blog Fanatics,

Since the birth of our lovely little blog, we have had 1,752 page impressions (visits). That's cool. Also we have had 64 'clicks' on our advertisers. We get a little money everytime this happens. I cannot technically talk to much about this publically but please visit our sponsors.


Sam

Bored

I'm bored.

Check this out (awesome)

http://theheroinofchic.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/vagina-anatomy-labelled1.jpg

ok

sounds like a pretty good show, i am assuming we should send in the VOTE DAVE tickets as soon as possible and if we send them all in together that would simplify everything greatly and be more green (less postaVOTE DAVEge therefore less paper used, less miles the mail man has to travel, less energy each of us has to spend.) so we need to all get togeVOTE DAVEther or some shit sometime in the near future and make this shit happen the most environmentally friendly way poVOTE DAVEssible.

oh and dont forget about the upcoming election, every vote counts no matter who you vote for so get your lazy ass up and make a difference.

Read.

JAGERMEISTER MUSIC TOUR FEATURING HINDER, TRAPT & REV THEORY PLUS XFEST VETERANS SHINEDOWN AND RED TO PLAY NUTTER CENTER DECEMBER 15

Mine too...

So it would be great if whoever sends in Cory's sends in mine. Also, I have a couple questions. One, I was wondering who will be there. Two, is there anyways we will miss Sunday church? and Third and last, does God read blogs?
Later

Five Finger...

DEATH PUNCH! Is in columbus this weekend.

Lazy

Can somebody send mine in for me? I don't feel like doin that shit.

Con't

We can send them in anytime, right? i think i am going to send mine in this week sometime.

alright

so should we order our tickets now?

Yup.

So that is pretty damn sweet, right? Get jacked for December.

X-Fest Update

XFest Fan Appreciation Show

JAGERMEISTER MUSIC TOUR FEATURING HINDER, TRAPT & REV THEORY PLUS XFEST VETERANS SHINEDOWN AND RED TO PLAY NUTTER CENTER DECEMBER 15

Free tickets available beginning today at noon for XFEST 08 Fans with ticket stub
Plus
50% off Coupon for XFEST 09


(DAYTON, Ohio) WXEG and Live Nation are proud to present the Jagermeister Music Tour Featuring Hinder, Trapt and Rev Theory, plus Shinedown and Red at the Ervin J Nutter Center on Monday December 15 at 6:30 PM.

Hurricane winds cut short XFest 13 at the Montgomery County Fairgrounds 2 weeks ago, and as a thank you to area fans, this concert will be free to anyone with an Xfest Ticket stub.

“In our 13 years of XFest, we’ve endured heat, cold, rain and mud, but never have we experienced the kind of weather Dayton was hit with 2 weeks ago, “ said Kramer, Program Director of 103.9 WXEG. "We've always tried to offer incredible value with our X-FEST ticket, and we just weren't happy with the way the day had to end this year. We're thrilled to be able to offer a free show to our listeners, as well as half-off next year's show!"

TICKETS ARE AVAILABLE TODAY, SEPTEMBER 26 AT NOON

To redeem your XFest ticket for a ticket to the Jagermeister Music Tour show on December 15, your options are:

Visit the Nutter Center ticket office with your XFEST 13 ticket stub, and exchange for a ticket to the concert and receive one 50% off voucher to XFEST 09.
NUTTER BOX OFFICE HOURS 10A-6P Monday-Friday or Saturday 10A-2P

or

Mail your XFEST 13 ticket stub to the Nutter Box Office along with a self addressed stamped envelope, and a ticket and 50% voucher to XFEST 09 will be returned. Mailing Address is:

Nutter Center
Att: XFEST Fan Appreciation Show
WSU Box Office
3640 Colonel Glenn Hwy
Dayton, OH 45435

For more information, contact Steve Kramer at (937) 224-1137 or Dan Kemer at (317) 249-2751.

Agreed

I agree with Cory a Bullet for my Valentine concert would be off da hook. actually I wouldn't mind going to about any concert involving delicious music of the rock genre.

I will leave you with a different quote from the comedic genius and current presidential candidate David Chappelle: "Fuck Nick Cannon!"

Bullet For My Valentine

Recently I have been listening to a lot of Bullet For My Valentine and I must say that it really has been tickling my fancy, for lack of better words. So, (you shouldn't start sentences with "So") I think that a Bullet For My Valentine concert should be in our near (preferably (sp?) very near) future. However, I have not checked on any concert dates or even know if they are on tour, which I have just now thought of but thought I would continue typing anyway because I am that bored. I will look into it. Also, X-Feast? Same radio station that put on X-Fest is putting on another show called X-Feast before Thanksgiving. I have no idea what the band list is like, it could be some of the same bands that didn't get to play at X-fest, who the deuce knows? Not me. I guess I have wasted enough time here trying to put off doing my stats homework ALAP (as long as possible).

I will leave you with a quote from the very funny David Chappelle (Vote for Dave!) from his sketch comedy show - Chappelle's Show.
"See you don't understand, because I make love to my hand. So I don't need you honey: I beat my dick like it owes me money."

Hello All (ie Tim)

Well I have stumbled across a joke website where the man in convinced that animals are joining up in a alliance to overtake mankind. What is funny is that the stories are partially true. Enjoy.

http://www.vaguebuttrue.com/

Charles Koch

This mans name is Charles Koch.

Interesting.

For those who appreciate....

Swwwwwwwweeet.

Suckle on my Teets

the guy from grandma's boy, nick swardson, funny stuff

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=as--TpEylRk&feature=related

X-Fest

Don't forget turd nuggets, X-fest is fast approaching. It is September 14th, Sunday, which means no church.

yo-hio pics

it seems yo-hio is a big hit in foreign countries

these are the only two i had time to throw together, nothing great, but better than nothing

vag

friday would be tits! i get off at nine, so plenty of time to make life changing mistakes

sex

sex.

Going Out With a Bang (no jail time)

Hey all,

When you wanna have this partttteeeee ? how about friday after the game? once it is out there officially we are inviting mass people so we have to get ready which i will need help. let me know

T-Shirts

Do Work Son! shirts

project revolution

we need to order the tickets, really soon.

Count Me In

For Project Revolution

Updates

I changed up the colors to our blog. hope you all like the NEW look.

Project Revolution Concert

OK, so who wants to go to the Project Revolution Concert in Cincinnati August 15?
tickets are 25$


http://linkinpark.com/show/Shows-Proj_Rev_2008/august_15_2008-3





-Tim out

Answer

idea

porn.

Hey All

HELLO ALL,

I want to find someway to increase traffic flow to the website. Any ideas?

Sam

Trip CD Reconsider

Alright about creating a CD of your top 15 songs for the trip to OBX, make it top twenty. Fifteen is too hard and they will be less than an hour long, so tack on five more tracks to that original list, son.

Thank you for your cooperation, and sorry for any inconveniences this may have caused.



-Tim Out

Trip Tunes

Alright I was thinking, and I discussed this with Cory and he agreed, the trip to OBX is going to be long and monotonous. But, we can change that! My idea is to have each participating member burn a CD of their 15 favorite songs of all time. Yes, your truly favorite songs, any genre or time period. The van we are taking has a CD player so we can listen to each participants CD on the way there and back. But, one rule for the trip we listen to every song all the way through, no skipping tracks. So take your time and design what in your eyes is the greatest compilation of songs of all time and then burn that bitch. Give me some feedback on your thoughts, we need to wake up this blog again.


-Tim out.

Internet is Cool

Hello everyone check out this site for some wacky shirts, Yah!
http://www.deezteez.com/index.php

Is anyone there?

Is anyone there? lol.

Cool Bryant Videos

Kobe over a snake pit with the Jackass fellers

Kobe over an Aston Martin

Real? Probably not. Cool? O Yes.

This is how excited we really do get

I really do not have much to say about that.

Guess what Thursday is?

So....no one has posted in a frickin long time. What the deuce?

Okay, tommorow is Thursday and do you know what that means? INDIANA JONES COMES (CUMS) OUT!!!!!!!!!

Here is the trailer for the movie. Eat this up.

later daters

sam

LOTS OF PICTURES FROM MAY 18, 2008

Important General Updates

I never thought we would, but we did, we bought a house! Well, for rent. It is for the first week in August and we all owe Nate money. So, that's good.
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The BAMF opening will be in THREE WEEKS! THREE WEEKS. REPEATING, THREE WEEKS!!! It should be either on Friday or Saturday, weather permitting.


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Does anyone know who Jessica Smith is?

I Love The World

Options!

Right now we have two options as for the house situation, the one sam called that is $775 plus at least a $50 cleaning charge..... or the $585 one that nate is going to call tom. afternoon. We need to weigh the pros and cons of each one (aka. $, distance to beach, AC, convenience, ect.) and pick one and reserve that shit yo.

Cory, you call them.

Cory, you call them

haha

looks good though. We have the other one for sure (she emailed me) if this falls through. She needs to know soon.

I can't seriously call because I am working everyday until four or later so someone else is going to have to. let me know

Outdoor Shower

Yea, the love shack has an outdoor shower. I think this would be pretty freakin sweet.

clutch

i have to agree, that house looks pretty nice for a lot less. it will require about an additional hour of driving than we predicted, but i think its worth it. check it out and call them fools yo!

Sam, call these people

http://www.annbowman.com/rentals

the house is called "northern..." something, i don't know, i forget. but, its 585 a week and like 5 blocks from the beach. its towards the bottom of the page so some down-scrolling will be required.

Semi-Confirmed Beach House!!!

Here is the link to, and some pictures of the house we will most likely rent in August. No offense BAMF. . .

Click here to view.

Some Random Pictures

(The Dog's Name is KITCHEN.)

One More Week

Yes, as you could probably figure out from the title I am not going to be home for another week, the weekend of the 16th. Why you ask? I am staying here for another week to train with the team for junior nationals this summer and I will be housed and fed for free. Yes, housed and fed for free. I would like to emphasize the 'fed' and 'free' parts of those last sentences.

One Week-Reply-Reply

I did.
so.
you're dumb.

One Week-Reply

Wow Cory! Only one more week? Why didn't you tell me?

One Week

Yes folks, that is the amount of time until I will be home for the summer. One week, count the days (7). I will be leaving for the home area Sunday morning. I don't really know what else to say other than - I'm coming home next Sunday, May 11th.

It's Gettin To Be That Time of Year

Well, it's getting that time again for Columbus Grove garage sales. What does this mean for Bamf Cabin? Everything. We have a team of workers going out and purchasing us some good shit at a discount rate.



Sam



PS. Cory you can 'embed' youtube videos by copying the shit on youtube under embed and when you make your post, flip the the edit 'html' tab and paste it in there. Otherwise, fuck it.

Here is a how to because I am so fucking bored right now.

lqtm.

eruption

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ULEBSxP725w

just a little somethin everyone can get wet to.

This Post is Post #101! JOKE CONTEST RECAP

Hello everyone,

Well it looks like we have a 3 way tie on the joke contest between Charles, Kelsey, and myself. Both myself and Charles had pretty funny jokes I suppose, but Kelsey's!? What the flip? Who the crap voted for the oldest and dumbest joke in the 'book'. Whatever, American got that one wrong. Sorry Kels. Yet another contest is brewing in my mind with actual semi-decent prizes...hmm.

Also THIS IS POST 101!!! How key is that!? We had 1000 page impressions and 100 post all in the same week! Writers, keep up the fine work.

Until next time,
Sam

Holy Hell

Wow, when I first read the title to Sam's post - "Holy Hell!" - I thought for sure it was regarding Kelsey's joke and the fact that it has 4 votes.

Holy Hell!

We have...






...get ready for this












.....ONE THOUSAND and ONE HUNDRED PAGE IMPRESSIONS!!!!!!!!!!!! KEY!

hahah good call cory, but so far all of our options are in north carolina OUTERBANKS YO!
charles out- p

Summer Trip

Ok, all i'm going to suggest right now is that we avoid all senior citizen camping resorts.

summer trip

I am jacked for the summer trip and am game for what ever.

here are the two best ones Charle's and I found a while back

http://www.sunrealtync.com/smc/plugin/search.php?productId=1380&ltemplate=details&templateId=68&pageId=220&search=details

http://www.atlanticrealty-nc.com/vrmgr/rental/PropertyDisplay.aspx?PropertyId=59&WebCode=BetweenHwys&ReturnPath=/vrmgr/search/WebGroupListLocation.aspx

To Who Found My Doll

Whoever found my Emo Girl, please take care of her!!!!
Later,
Sam

summer trip yo

Hey ya'll, i found a few places that i think are possibilities for a maybe trip this summer. Check 'em out and if we decide to actually go somewhere for summer, we need to book it here one of these days. these three were the cheapest i could find, so look at em fools!
place 1: http://www.sunrealtync.com/smc/plugin/search.php?productId=49214&ltemplate=details&templateId=68&pageId=220&search=details
place 2: http://www.sunrealtync.com/smc/plugin/search.php?productId=1380&ltemplate=details&templateId=68&pageId=220&search=details
place 3:
http://www.obxbound.com/rental/house.html?ID=53&Start=7

Gunther Video and Misc.

Here is "Gunther's" biggest hit song! Lol. Some funny shit. Gunther is a total weird ass. I love his mullet. The combination of random hot half-naked chicks singing and dancing around and the pedophile looking dude is hilarious.

Also to everyone please not that this is the last day to vote for the joke contest! Winner recieves a prize. (Unless it is me) lol

YouTubing Finds

A a completely unrelated note, you should all do a youtube search for 'Gunther' who was 1990s semi-american pop group with some very hot chicks... Another hilarious search result, is 'Benny Lava" who is an indian michael jacksonish artist with some sweet english subtitles... Check 'em out and tell me what you think!

-Mike Out-

5th Person

Yes, I think its true... I heard that the previous post was in fact written in the 5th person, by Mr. Michael Goodman Schroeder.

Many Happy Returns

As you may or may not have noticed, some things can be forgotten over the coarse of time. And the historic co founder may have slipped into the folds of time, only to be a legend of the cabin known as BAMF...

I will share with you an exert from a letter, dangerously recovered from a rara avis liger,

"...I regrettably have not returned to my homeland for some time, and this urks me deeply. I believe a second return of the king may occur in the near future, and his complex may be significantly altered by both experience and substance alike. The absence of my being remains a relatively short span, but feels as a life-age would on middle earth. I smote my classes through wit and gaffer to my current degree of knowledge, and I must now find again the great entity of BAMF. It is destined that I shall return on the second day of the fifth month of the twenty-first century to begin the 5th and final age of middle earth. This will be an age of jollification and countless jovial social gatherings to signify that BAMF is almighty among cabins. I myself may not remember these experiences in the end due to the volume of my consumption. Pleased am I at the prospect of a return home, and an awaiting stripper pole heavily laden with skanks..."

This exert leads me, an magnanimous crack addict, to the conclusion the Mike may be returning to the sylvan abode very soon. Will he be pleased with the work that has been done in the past month, or will your efforts prove to be a worthless gimcrack? I believe he also is interested in remuneration for his monetary burden from materials, as many have been indolent in this particular credit-line.



Post Script - All that the verbiage says is that I'll be back and I want my crack whores, money, and blow.

Post Post Script - I apologize in advance for an spelling and/or grammatical issues that are apparent.

Stabbin' Cabin?!

Stabbin Cabin? I can across these definitions on UrbanDictionary. Secondary secret nickname?! Think about it.

Place where you take a young lady (i.e. your crib) to do the nasty.
"She was all over my wood, so I took her back to the stabbin' cabin!"

n. Any creepy ass shack that you find way out in the middle of the woods that is probably used by some hillbilly for murdering people, raping women, or as a crystal meth lab.
Man, you can't go any where in the woods in New Hampshire without running across a fuckin' stabin' cabin.

A late 70's early 80's Dodge van used by so called "Mojado's" to shag their sancha in
Moose: Whers Jesse?Ferret: Oh he's on lunch. Probly in his stabbin cabin Bangin tonyaMoose: Aye Tal!!!

A secondary residence, kept secret from one's spouse, used for extramarital sexual encounters.
Tony lives in the suburbs with his wife but uses a small apartment in the city as a stabbin' cabin when he wants to have sex with his 19 year old filpino girlfriend.

Some Random Videos Labeled "BAMF 2"

These are some videos that come up when you search for "BAMF 2" on YouTube.

Random Girl Going Down a Hill
http://youtube.com/watch?v=l_uDgCBhb_E
Kid Jumping Into Pool From a Swinging Rope
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uocGZK0k39g
Stupid Warcraft Video You Cannot Even See What is Going On
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7gtB__0Ne0U

They are stupid. I was just bored.
Sam

Bat Cave

After pondering the novel idea of a bat cave I came up with what I would consider a borderline genius idea. A bat cave would make BAMF 2 a major staple in history, possibly the biggest thing of 2008, but is a bat cave really conceivable on our modest budget? The answer is yes, and with my solution we could quite possibly make money ultimately lots of money. The answer to all our problems is free labor, preferably child labor in dangerous environments. You heard right, a sweat shop in an underground bat cave could produce high quality BAMF 2 exclusive apparel at a low quality price. With no labor costs we could buy cheap basic cotton shirts in bulk and have the young workers stitch, or silk screen desirable images and or sayings on the shirts and then sell them for a few dollars more than we have in them. This way the shirts will still be lower in price than any other cabin clothing manufacturers, eliminating our competition and multiplying our paying customers. So we need to do a few things first, kidnap some young immigrant children who have small fast hands and don't eat much, figure out a way to keep the 5-0 off our backs, and buy some supplies (plain t-shirts, needles, string, larger wallets) Well we can only do this as a team so lets get out there and make something happen.

Stay Trill or Kill.

Bat Cave!

So, as me and Charles were discussing the cabin and all of its wonders and potential, we were talking about a fire pole and how sweet it would be. Then, I thought of this: what if the fire pole were to take you down into a secret underground bat cave?! That would be the coolest thing that could ever happen in my life. You could just be like "Oh, let me go down the fire pole here to the...BAT CAVE!" *cue badass music* Yea, that would be amazing. Also, if it were a hot and humid day, you could go down into the bat cave to escape the heat, where it would be cool and damp. And I mean cool both ways. Now, of course I know that having a bat cave would require a lot of digging and a butler, but I think we could pull it off. Most of us have younger siblings. Hell, we could hire nates brothers and sisters and have like 16 butlers and have the cave dug in like 15 minutes. Now, as far as butlers go, I realize that our younger siblings are not really an option, which is why I would like to make this suggestion: we hire a midget. Or small person, I think thats what they want to be called. This would be great. They don't take up very much room, and they can't possibly eat that much. Just think about it. Maybe not this year, but we can look into it for next year and start buying shovels or learning how to operate heavy machinery, or studying caves and how to make them so we don't die. As head of health and safety I would recommend that we build it so we not die, I think that is what everybody wants. Also, everybody would have to wear hard hats, kilts, and rainbow striped toe socks in their steel-toe boots.

MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF PICTURES FROM WEEK 3

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Saturday in a Nutshell

It was official workday number 3 being the third weekend for working on Bamf 2. Today was HUGE. We were able to build not stairs, but a wheel-chair accessible ramp. It was a LOT easier to build and it ended up being extremely strong.

We have CARPET IN, THE COUCH IN, AND THE NIGHT STANDS AND LAMPS IN!! I don't know about you but I think this is pretty exciting! We are starting the interior design portion of the cabin which is essentially the best part.

We were able to watch the first movie out in BAMF. The construction crew finally got the opportunity to relax after the 12 hour day. It was quite comfortable.

I am sorry for leaving everyone who can not see it in the dark on what it looks like. I will be sure to snap some pictures tomorrow before departing for school of how far we got. There is a lot of work ahead of us still, but the worst is certainly behind us.

Keep checking back tomorrow if you want to actually SEE some pictures. I will have them up by the evening.

Have a lovely night/day,
Sam

Friday in a Nutshell

Not much got done today, but that is okay. We only were out a few hours. What Charles and myself did get done however is getting the door in! We some new blinging gold hinges and the door now works pretty good! We also fixed the floor some more!!!

We have crazy amounts of shit to do tommorow. For all those who want to help, we will BEGIN construction at noon. I hope that we can get a faster start on things compared to how we have been! Anywhos, make sure you are here AT 12 if you can make it. If you can come anytime later that is fine as well. The more the merrier.

What we have to do tommorow.
1. Seal up the cabin, get those triangle pieces at the ends in.
2. Build the stairs.
3. Paint
4. Carpet.
5. Move in.

Maybe if we get far enough we can stop earlier and watch a movie INSIDE.

What We Accomplished Today...

Although we had the usual late start, we got shit done today. We have the frame READY for the door. All we need to do is get some new hinges. Also, the roof is COMPLETLY shingled! Hell yes! All done with that! That was a HUGE step we overpassed.

I wanted to mention also that we have 900 page impressions!! Thats sweet! Once we hit 1000 we should do something exciting. Some people play fair when racing to 1000, others cheat. (CORY cough) Anyways, now that everyone has NO idea what I am talking about...

Looks like the joke contest is some tight competition. Keep encouraging others to vote.

Later
Sam

Ads

I must say, although I failed miserably to get some Playboy ads on here, the advertisement for the anonymous turd sent in the mail is pretty sweet.

CONTEST OVER-TIME TO VOTE EVERYONE!!!!!!!

I will have the poll open for a week from now! Please vote for your favorite joke! Please read all the jokes! If none or some of the jokes are not appearing make sure you view the side bar and view everyones submited joke. Thank you everyone for participating!!!

Sam

Toaster Oven

Hey all,
Just wanted to tell those involved in construction that I found a free toaster oven in Blufton. We will have to pick it up this weekend sometime! I have the dude's cell number so we will just have to call him!
Sam

Winning Joke For Contest!

A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the result. On his way home he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper.
Before leaving he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"
"About 35," was the reply.
"I'm actually 47," the man says happily.
A little while later he goes to McDonald's for lunch and asks the order taker the same question, to which the reply is, "I'd guess that you're 29?"
"Nope, I am actually 47." He's starting to feel really good about himself.
While standing at the bus stop he asks an old woman the same question.
She replies, "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your penis for ten minutes I will be able to tell your exact age."
As there was no one else around the man thought what the hell and let her slip her hand down his pants.
Ten minutes later the old lady says, "OK, it's done. You are 47,"
Stunned the man says, "That was brilliant! How did you do that?"
The old lady replies, "I was behind you in McDonald's".

Joke Contest

Knock Knock....
...who's there?

Boo!....
....boo who?

Stop crying it's only a joke!!

Joking Contest

An old man and a young man work together in an office. The old man always has a jar of peanuts on his desk, and the young man really loves peanuts.

One day, while the old man is away from his desk, the young man yields to temptation and scarfs down over half of the contents of the jar. When the old man returns, the young man feels guilty and confesses to his crime.

"Don't worry, son. I never eat the peanuts anyway," the old man replies. "Since I lost my teeth, all I can do is gum chocolate off the M&M's."

Joke Contest

Sexual Olympics
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A man went over to his girl's place for a little bit of nookie between the sheets. He presented her with three choices of condom -- gold, silver, or bronze.
"Silver," she said.
"Why not gold?"
"Because I want you to come second for once!"

Please have your jokes in by tommorow (Wednesday) at midnight. Polls open for voting by the public at 12.01AM

Joke Contest

Your Face.

Joke Contest

On her 70th birthday, an old spinnster decides it's time to finnaly get married. Since she has no hot prospects, she decides to run this ad in the local newspaper:" Seventy-year young virgin seeks husband. Must be in same age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me, and MUST still be good in bed. Apply in person"The next day, her doorbell rings, and when she opens the door, much to her dismay is a gray haired man in a wheelchair, and he has no arms or legs.She asks the man, "Do you really expect me to choose you? You don't even have any arms or legs!" The old man replies, "Well, I don't have arms, so how could I beat you?" The woman agrees, and asks him to proceed. "I don't have any legs, so how could I run around on you? Again, she agrees, and replies, "But how could you, without any arms or legs, possibly be good in bed?" The man smiles and says, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I!"

EARTH DAY, HELL, CONTESTS, AND MORE!!!

HELLO all,

Just wanted to tell everyone HAPPY EARTH DAY!!! As you know, without the Earth, Bamf would not exist. In fact, nothing would really exist! Now that I think about it, why isn't this a bigger holiday? As mentioned in an earlier post, the Bamf blog is going green this week!

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Also, to everyone who reads this (not necessarily the contributors) please consider donating five bucks to help us fund our cabin! In staying with the green theme---hey, money is green!!!!

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Just wanted to also mention that we have 666 page impressions today. A little creepy I must say. Please keep coming back and help us get to 1000 page impressions by the end of the week!!!
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To fill in some 'down time' till the weekend, I'm not sure if I will get enough participation for this but I want all the contributors to submit a joke. Label your joke 'Joke for contest' and sign your name at the bottom. I then will either personally judge your joke myself, or put a poll up for people to vote. If I put up a poll then I will also post a joke. For those who already submitted a joke, please submit another one. Also, please do not use the same joke. (sorry). Again, YOUR PARTICIPATION IS NECESSARY for this to work. We have Cory, Charles, Mike, Clete, Tim, Kelsey, and myself. That is seven jokes to put up. Make sure you find a good one. Please submit as quickly as possible, because we will soon have to focus once again on BAMF.
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Sam

Welcome Pimpmost

I just wanted to formally welcome the pimpmost to the Bamf blog!!!
Also to Clete, that sounds like some key stuff also.

I AM coming home this weekend so we will be able to work on it!!!!

Sam

Playboy Magazine

Playboy Magazine. Playboy Magazine. Playboy Magazine. Playboy Magazine. Playboy Magazine. Playboy Magazine. Playboy Magazine. Playboy Magazine. Playboy Magazine. Playboy Magazine. Playboy Magazine. Playboy Magazine. Playboy Magazine. Playboy Magazine. Playboy Magazine.

Cat post.

Interior Design

So i was thinking about what we could do with the inside/outside of BAMF. Im my camper there are about 5ish signs that my brother stole which my parents blamed me for stealing so i am claiming them as mine. i was also thinking that for like on the inside using chirstmas lights or maybe some of those crazy lights. Hobby Lobby is having a sale so i will have marsha pick us up some. Please let me know if we want to do anything else in BAMF. Also i know we need to either treate the wood, or paint the outside. please let me know what we want to do so i can pick it up and have it for when we want to finish BAMF.

Cat Scratching Posts

Cats can use the cabin as a scratching post. But we may shoot them.

Going Green for the Enviroment!!!!

You may have noticed that the text color is a little vibrant right now. Why? Because we here on the Bamf Blog support the environment. BAMF was constructed with the environment in mind. How can we support the enviroment if we built the whole thing out of wood? The answer to this question is that we did not use any wood that came from a rainforest or something. No, we used the shitty, most likely dead, rotting wood sold by our local hardware! Thanks Carter's!!!!! Not. EVEN if we COULD afford the high roller's wood, we would definatly feel bad using it (even though we would). Also, to help our enviroment, we are going to reduce the amount of nails we throw in the lake behind Bamf. In addition to these acts, we are going to try to stop throwing rocks at the annoying-ass frogs that come out at night.

Enviromentally Friendly,
Sam
Webmaster

playboy!!

WE NEED PLAYBOY ADS! that would much help this website (also, we need more pictures, of bamf or of hot naked PLAYBOY models.)

American Gangster

American Gangster is a long movie. Anyway, from what I hear, the cabin is lookin pretty ballin' outrageous. However, I feel like I have not contributed anything...probably because I really haven't. Go Cavs. But when I return home for the summer I plan on contributing in any way that I can, excluding covering expenses. Ben Wallace has big hair. So my apologies for my absence, which also makes it difficult to post things on here when I really don't know what is going on. Wow that was a foul, Lebron was hacked. So I think I am going to try to get some more google ads relating to my posts, so...Playboy Magazine! I know somebody who is a subscriber to PLAYBOY MAGAZINE. Playboy Magazine. Go Cavs. Playboy Magazine.

Charles, Label Your Post

Charles,
Please label your post! haha
Thanks
Sam

all i have to say is that the cabin is looking freakin fly as shit and we should be able to finish it this weekend ya'll!!! GET SO EXCITED YOU CANT STAND UP!!!

Update of WEEKEND 2

Hello all,
As 'postmaster general' I am sorry for leaving everyone who checks this blog hanging on how BAMF 2 is doing. After a 13-hour workday Saturday, we got a lot done.

The structure of the roof is UP. The roof is very strong and is supported by many large supports. The best part of the roofing project is that we have most of the shingles on the roof! At least now the inside can dry up for interior work such as carpeting and furniture insertion.

We also inserted a small window courtesy of Tim. Thanks Tim. haha. The window faced the back of the cabin for a beautiful look into the back country.

Today I found out that we have a GUARANTEED couch actually!!!!! The best part of the deal--it is free!!!! Thanks you to CHARLES KOCH for providing Bamf with its first piece of furniture.

-So many things to talk about-

TO ALL WRITERS ON THIS BLOG...We need more help writing on here! Please keep coming back and posting to keep up the hype. If you want to see the stats on this-we are now receiving like 20 individual hits per day compared to when we first started with like 80-100. It is hard for people to find our Blog when it has not been updated for awhile. The website list Blogs first that have been updated most recently.

I THINK I will be coming home next weekend...with finals week coming up rapidly for UT, it may be hard to find some time. Who knows though. I can do most of my shit during this week.

Later,
SAM

WE CAN NOW BE GOOGLED!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kind of an exciting announcement for the cabin website- The BAMF Cabin blog can now be googled!!! Forget the website address? Search for it on google.com by typing keywords BAMF Cabin or anything really related to this website!!!! This will allow for more people around the world to come into our world of BAMF~!!
SAM

What the Deuce?

Okay, this post is a follow-up on the previous post.
Who the deuce would vote 1 on coolness of BAMF? I totally back up what Cory said. Also, I wanted to add that when all your friends talk about how amazing their BAMF experience was (whether you go or not) your conscience eats at you like a parasite.
Happy Day's,
Sam


PS. Work day tommorow at 12 PM for anyone other than Charles and Nate who can make it. Your help would be rather key. It will go extremely late so anytime is good.

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Ok, so it seems the more that I complain and threaten people who vote less than a 5, the lower and lower the votes get. However, someone gave us a one, which means you can't go any lower! so fuck you! So whoever you are - ha ha you voted lower than what I complained about, how clever of you. Congratulations, your little prank is absolutely hilarious, but you're the only one who knows that it's you who actually voted a 1. So I hope you just laugh it up when you touch yourself at night and bust a gut and/or nut laughing so hard. This will be my last post about the non-beleivers, I have already given them more attention than they deserve.

Wow.

I worked on the cabin all afternoon today. Tommorow it looks like we are going to have Charles till like 4 maybe and myself and Nate all day and night. It doesn't look like we are finishing this weekend as hoped for.

Day 1, Weekend 2

Hey all,
Just wanted to give you all the update on what we got done tonight for those who could not make it. We got all the walls up, they still just need secured more. We also got the frame done for what will be the inside of the roof. Charles has gotten his hands on some wood so we can really take off after that.

TO ADDRESS ALL FOR SATURDAY: We need all the help we can get Friday. WE ARE PLANNING ON FINISHING BAMF 2 BY SATURDAY NIGHT. To achieve this goal, we need help. What do I mean by finished? Here are the goals I would like to see done.
1. Windows/Doors in place
2. Stairway built and in place.
3. Carpeting In
4.Painted? Weather and time pending (not necessary)
5. We have all holes sealed up and we can sleep in it

-Later
Sam

Stripper Pole

Ok random but one day at school I asked my fellow class mates if they knew where to get a stipper pole. To my surprise one of them did in fact know where such an item could be purchased. So according to my source the poles are avalible at spencers in Lima and only cost $10. So if there is interest then I believe we should make a trip to Lima to get one for bamf.

Tonight

I am going home and working on the cabin tonight if anyone is interested in helping
Sam

Bored

Wow. Ok. So i'm really bored right now and this is all I can think of for some sort of entertainment. I'm sorta wondering how much we are going to deck the cabin out. I've heard talk of windows...and then shingles and tar paper...and carpet. Also, are we making steps to get up into the cabin, or a rope ladder? I'm not really too concerned, i'm just really bored and thought I would ask. Also, I have like 11 days of classes left not counting the finals, which i'll have like 2. So I find this pretty exciting. I think we should definately start some planning for a trip to south carolina or something. Also, I need some ideas for a job this summer, all I know right now is that I am not going to work at the Pizzeria or Suter's again. Because i'm going to need a job to help pay for this trip. And me and charles both talked and we have NO idea what that post about Jelsew is supposed to mean.

Probation

This article is about young lady we all have come to know and love, Kelsey Darbyshire. As most of our readers know, young Kelsey is the first lady to myself as president. However due to unfortunate circumstances, we are going to have to put Kelsey on probation. Unfortunatly for us, she is too cool to consistantly post on this blog. We are now putting her under a probationary period so she can get her shit together.

For everyone else, Please encourage her to keep posting and lower herself down to our level.

Samuel Schroeder
President

2?! Are You Kidding Me?!

Apparently we have a real wise guy on our hands. AFTER my post about the snake/syringe pit for the bastard who gave us a 4, this asshole votes the cabins potential bad assness as a 2! A 2!! That is half of 4! So this means we need to double the punishment, so i'm going to need some ideas as to what we could do to this person. I really am not sure what we could do. Can we possibly fill the pit with something that is two times as worse as snakes or syringes? We could do like they did in The Hills Have Eyes 2 and put small cuts all over their body and shove them in the bottom of a shitter to let the parasites and infections kill them slowly. But I could be over reacting, it's happened before.

I respect Sam Schroeder

Samuel Alan
I respect you and your contributions to BAMF =) It looks real good from the pictures and i can't wait to actually see it in person!!...

Great Job Boys!


Love
Kelsey =)

Reply To Free Wood (Sexual)

I think free wood is a good idea. I love free wood, the more the merrier i always say! But thats just me, I probably like free wood more than the average person. However, on a much less sexual note, I think you should definately grab some of that wood, we can always find something stupid to build, and if not we can always use some good burning supplies.

free wood

Just throwin this out there........ On saturday my grandpa from glandoorf is tearing down his deck/patio deal. It is made mostly out of 2 X 6 boards and i could prolly get however much if we need them. Just a suggestion if we need something for the stairs or whatever. I just thought i'd tell everyone since it was a possibility and FREE (which is always good).

General Update

Just a quick general update on all the exciting happening going on in and around BAMF 2.

1) Furniture is possibly found. We will see how it goes. Supposedly there are people that are going to get the furniture before I do since I can not pick it up till the weekend. However, he is most likely bull shitting us so he can get our 40 bucks. The guy is supposed to call back if he still has them.

2) Nate found shingles for our roof and all we need now is that paper that goes under them. This should not be hard to get. We only need a little bit.

3) After the shitty as hell work weekend, of course the weather has been dry and warm. What the hell? After working in the monsoon this sucks. However there are some advantages. The structure is going to become even more sturdy as the mud the posts are in settles and dries. It is going to almost be natural concrete. This worked out really well actually. Also, hopefully the lakes will clear. lol Of course, when is the next predicted rainfall? This work weekend. Fuck.

4) I want to personally welcome as president of BAMF 2 Clete Stechschulte to the BAMF online team. Cletus, welcome.

5) You better get pumped for another fun-filled weekend of construction.

Supplies are Coming Together

Nate found some shingles for our roof! What is the best part of this? They are free!!!! We have mad supplies coming in which is great! Everyone keep look outs for more supplies that will work.

I Found Balls!

So I found these balls online that are said to be "crush-proof" and comes with 100 balls of six assorted colors for a mere $35 with free shipping. Must be fate. Unless I can find enough snakes to fill a pit for a cheaper price.

Attention

Attention restaurant customers: Testicles. That is all.

More Wood (not sexual)

If you guys have not already heard my parentals said that they would someday like to use the stairs for the play house that has been sitting in our shed for ohhhh about 18 years. So to make it up to us and show how much they love us they are donating wood to make the stairs. My father has even offered to help make them well because its not like he is building a house or anything. So if you by chance see Greg or Marsha please thank them for the wood (non-sexual) and give them a hug, high five or whatever you crazy kids do!

Furniture

I think that chair and couch look mighty fine. Is there anyway we could get a water bed or a circular bed that spins? If we got the spinning bed we would definately need a disco ball to set the mood. And lets not forget about the theater seats from the Bluffton movie theater, although they would cost more money than most furniture, I think having a piece of history in the cabin is something that could be desired by others as well.

VIDEO of BAMF 1 Old Memories

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZMhy3Yvw3U

Furniture Possibly Found!

I think I have may have found some furniture to replace the furniture destroyed in BAMF 1.

Here is what they look like...

Pretty Nice. They will be a fine addition if we can get ahold of them.

Weekend Number 2

To Whom It May Concern,

Weekend Number Two is coming up soon again. I am thinking all day work Saturday. I linked the weather forecast below. It looks like rain but it can't be worse then last weekend!

We hope to finish the main strucure and begin working inside. We hope to have in at least one window, the door, and stairs.

http://www.weather.com/weather/weekend/45830?from=36hr_topnav_undeclared

Joke #2

not as good as cory's but here it goes....

A guy walks into a bar carrying a 18" alligator.

The bartender says, "What do think you're doing? Get that god damn thing out of here. I don't allow pets in my establishment".

The guy trys to explain. "Look he won't cause any trouble. He's well trained and I'll prove it". He then proceeds to put the alligator on the bar and says, "open". The alligator open its mouth and you can see all of its razor sharp teeth. "Now watch this", he says and proceeds to remove his penis through his zipper and lays his balls gently onto the alligator's teeth. He then orders a beer and proceeds to drink it. All the while the alligator keeps its mouth open and nothing happens.

After finishing the beer the man gently removes his penis and puts it back into his pants. He then says, "close" and the alligator closes its mouth.

"You see he is perfectly trained. He would do that for anybody. Does anyone want to try?" After looking around he finally here a drunk whose sitting at table say "Sure I'd like to try. But I don't know if I can keep my mouth open that long."

We Have New Writers

Congratulations to the newest staff added recently. We are still waiting upon Clete Steck and Nathan Birk. to become official. We would like to officially welcome Kelsey Darbyshire as a writer for our blog. Kelsey Daybyshire, welcome!

WE WANT YOU TO WRITE FOR US!!! We want you to help write for the official BAMF blog. We want to hear your opinions and chit-chat. Please contact current writer's Sam, Cory, Mike, Charles, or Kelsey for sign up. The best way to contact us would most likely be via Facebook.

Q: What would I write about if I did ask to write for you guys?
A: You can really write about anything. Let us know how you feel about BAMF. If you do not have anything to say about that then screw it! It does not even have to be BAMF 2 related. You can tell a joke, share a story, or give an opinion for example!

Q: How bad do you want me to write for you?
A: We will do anything short of intercourse for you to write for us.

I Respect Cory Meuleman

Cory, I respect you.
-Sam

Reply to the Reply

Yes, it may seem somewhat ironic that my first post after being promoted to head of health and safety is to throw somebody into a death pit. However, I am concerned with the health and safety of those who support the cabin and its creators. The people who doubt us and our cabin, I do not care about. Therefore, I think that throwing that bastard into the pit of sharp things (snakes are sharp when they BITE!) would make the environment much more enjoyable, therefore safe, for the supporters of BAMF cabin.

Reply to 4

This is more directed to Cory-
So let's get this straight Cory. Don't get me wrong at all, I am totally in support of the idea. But...so your first act as Head of Health and Safety is to creat a pit of syringes and snakes? Lol...IRONY. O well Cory, I support you Bad Ass Mother Fucking ideas...

O yeah, and for THAT guy who gave us a 4...fuck off.

Sam

4?

Here's an idea for the lower portion of the cabin: we make it a snake pit or syringe pit for the son of a bitch who voted the cabins potential bad assness as a 4! So whenever they decide to show up to the cabin, only to discover it is easily a 5 in BAMFness, we can throw their sorry ass in the pit of either snakes or syringes, and maybe they'll think twice before they doubt us even a little bit.

Another Promotion Given! +More Pics

Hello Readers,

We recently have decided to give yet another promotion to Cory (HardcoR) Meuleman for his work on BAMF. Although most of the time he was deconstructing BAMF 1 and hitting sticks against trees, he proved to be a good person for HEAD OF HEALTH AND SAFETY.

Although we did not use long screws at the beggining of construction, we assure you that the structure is quite safe. However through Cory's constant bitching, we got some longer screws and now that shit isn't going anywhere.

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Also wanted to mention that Mike has added a bunch of contruction pics to his Facebook as he metioned but here is the link. It will work if you all are friends. http://http//www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=20864&id=1417050081#pid=20864