4?

Here's an idea for the lower portion of the cabin: we make it a snake pit or syringe pit for the son of a bitch who voted the cabins potential bad assness as a 4! So whenever they decide to show up to the cabin, only to discover it is easily a 5 in BAMFness, we can throw their sorry ass in the pit of either snakes or syringes, and maybe they'll think twice before they doubt us even a little bit.