Holy Hell

Wow, when I first read the title to Sam's post - "Holy Hell!" - I thought for sure it was regarding Kelsey's joke and the fact that it has 4 votes.

Holy Hell!

We have...






...get ready for this












.....ONE THOUSAND and ONE HUNDRED PAGE IMPRESSIONS!!!!!!!!!!!! KEY!

hahah good call cory, but so far all of our options are in north carolina OUTERBANKS YO!
charles out- p

Summer Trip

Ok, all i'm going to suggest right now is that we avoid all senior citizen camping resorts.

summer trip

I am jacked for the summer trip and am game for what ever.

here are the two best ones Charle's and I found a while back

http://www.sunrealtync.com/smc/plugin/search.php?productId=1380&ltemplate=details&templateId=68&pageId=220&search=details

http://www.atlanticrealty-nc.com/vrmgr/rental/PropertyDisplay.aspx?PropertyId=59&WebCode=BetweenHwys&ReturnPath=/vrmgr/search/WebGroupListLocation.aspx

To Who Found My Doll

Whoever found my Emo Girl, please take care of her!!!!
Later,
Sam

summer trip yo

Hey ya'll, i found a few places that i think are possibilities for a maybe trip this summer. Check 'em out and if we decide to actually go somewhere for summer, we need to book it here one of these days. these three were the cheapest i could find, so look at em fools!
place 1: http://www.sunrealtync.com/smc/plugin/search.php?productId=49214&ltemplate=details&templateId=68&pageId=220&search=details
place 2: http://www.sunrealtync.com/smc/plugin/search.php?productId=1380&ltemplate=details&templateId=68&pageId=220&search=details
place 3:
http://www.obxbound.com/rental/house.html?ID=53&Start=7

Gunther Video and Misc.

Here is "Gunther's" biggest hit song! Lol. Some funny shit. Gunther is a total weird ass. I love his mullet. The combination of random hot half-naked chicks singing and dancing around and the pedophile looking dude is hilarious.

Also to everyone please not that this is the last day to vote for the joke contest! Winner recieves a prize. (Unless it is me) lol

YouTubing Finds

A a completely unrelated note, you should all do a youtube search for 'Gunther' who was 1990s semi-american pop group with some very hot chicks... Another hilarious search result, is 'Benny Lava" who is an indian michael jacksonish artist with some sweet english subtitles... Check 'em out and tell me what you think!

-Mike Out-

5th Person

Yes, I think its true... I heard that the previous post was in fact written in the 5th person, by Mr. Michael Goodman Schroeder.

Many Happy Returns

As you may or may not have noticed, some things can be forgotten over the coarse of time. And the historic co founder may have slipped into the folds of time, only to be a legend of the cabin known as BAMF...

I will share with you an exert from a letter, dangerously recovered from a rara avis liger,

"...I regrettably have not returned to my homeland for some time, and this urks me deeply. I believe a second return of the king may occur in the near future, and his complex may be significantly altered by both experience and substance alike. The absence of my being remains a relatively short span, but feels as a life-age would on middle earth. I smote my classes through wit and gaffer to my current degree of knowledge, and I must now find again the great entity of BAMF. It is destined that I shall return on the second day of the fifth month of the twenty-first century to begin the 5th and final age of middle earth. This will be an age of jollification and countless jovial social gatherings to signify that BAMF is almighty among cabins. I myself may not remember these experiences in the end due to the volume of my consumption. Pleased am I at the prospect of a return home, and an awaiting stripper pole heavily laden with skanks..."

This exert leads me, an magnanimous crack addict, to the conclusion the Mike may be returning to the sylvan abode very soon. Will he be pleased with the work that has been done in the past month, or will your efforts prove to be a worthless gimcrack? I believe he also is interested in remuneration for his monetary burden from materials, as many have been indolent in this particular credit-line.



Post Script - All that the verbiage says is that I'll be back and I want my crack whores, money, and blow.

Post Post Script - I apologize in advance for an spelling and/or grammatical issues that are apparent.

Stabbin' Cabin?!

Stabbin Cabin? I can across these definitions on UrbanDictionary. Secondary secret nickname?! Think about it.

Place where you take a young lady (i.e. your crib) to do the nasty.
"She was all over my wood, so I took her back to the stabbin' cabin!"

n. Any creepy ass shack that you find way out in the middle of the woods that is probably used by some hillbilly for murdering people, raping women, or as a crystal meth lab.
Man, you can't go any where in the woods in New Hampshire without running across a fuckin' stabin' cabin.

A late 70's early 80's Dodge van used by so called "Mojado's" to shag their sancha in
Moose: Whers Jesse?Ferret: Oh he's on lunch. Probly in his stabbin cabin Bangin tonyaMoose: Aye Tal!!!

A secondary residence, kept secret from one's spouse, used for extramarital sexual encounters.
Tony lives in the suburbs with his wife but uses a small apartment in the city as a stabbin' cabin when he wants to have sex with his 19 year old filpino girlfriend.

Some Random Videos Labeled "BAMF 2"

These are some videos that come up when you search for "BAMF 2" on YouTube.

Random Girl Going Down a Hill
http://youtube.com/watch?v=l_uDgCBhb_E
Kid Jumping Into Pool From a Swinging Rope
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uocGZK0k39g
Stupid Warcraft Video You Cannot Even See What is Going On
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7gtB__0Ne0U

They are stupid. I was just bored.
Sam

Bat Cave

After pondering the novel idea of a bat cave I came up with what I would consider a borderline genius idea. A bat cave would make BAMF 2 a major staple in history, possibly the biggest thing of 2008, but is a bat cave really conceivable on our modest budget? The answer is yes, and with my solution we could quite possibly make money ultimately lots of money. The answer to all our problems is free labor, preferably child labor in dangerous environments. You heard right, a sweat shop in an underground bat cave could produce high quality BAMF 2 exclusive apparel at a low quality price. With no labor costs we could buy cheap basic cotton shirts in bulk and have the young workers stitch, or silk screen desirable images and or sayings on the shirts and then sell them for a few dollars more than we have in them. This way the shirts will still be lower in price than any other cabin clothing manufacturers, eliminating our competition and multiplying our paying customers. So we need to do a few things first, kidnap some young immigrant children who have small fast hands and don't eat much, figure out a way to keep the 5-0 off our backs, and buy some supplies (plain t-shirts, needles, string, larger wallets) Well we can only do this as a team so lets get out there and make something happen.

Stay Trill or Kill.

Bat Cave!

So, as me and Charles were discussing the cabin and all of its wonders and potential, we were talking about a fire pole and how sweet it would be. Then, I thought of this: what if the fire pole were to take you down into a secret underground bat cave?! That would be the coolest thing that could ever happen in my life. You could just be like "Oh, let me go down the fire pole here to the...BAT CAVE!" *cue badass music* Yea, that would be amazing. Also, if it were a hot and humid day, you could go down into the bat cave to escape the heat, where it would be cool and damp. And I mean cool both ways. Now, of course I know that having a bat cave would require a lot of digging and a butler, but I think we could pull it off. Most of us have younger siblings. Hell, we could hire nates brothers and sisters and have like 16 butlers and have the cave dug in like 15 minutes. Now, as far as butlers go, I realize that our younger siblings are not really an option, which is why I would like to make this suggestion: we hire a midget. Or small person, I think thats what they want to be called. This would be great. They don't take up very much room, and they can't possibly eat that much. Just think about it. Maybe not this year, but we can look into it for next year and start buying shovels or learning how to operate heavy machinery, or studying caves and how to make them so we don't die. As head of health and safety I would recommend that we build it so we not die, I think that is what everybody wants. Also, everybody would have to wear hard hats, kilts, and rainbow striped toe socks in their steel-toe boots.

MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF PICTURES FROM WEEK 3

Click to make larger!

Saturday in a Nutshell

It was official workday number 3 being the third weekend for working on Bamf 2. Today was HUGE. We were able to build not stairs, but a wheel-chair accessible ramp. It was a LOT easier to build and it ended up being extremely strong.

We have CARPET IN, THE COUCH IN, AND THE NIGHT STANDS AND LAMPS IN!! I don't know about you but I think this is pretty exciting! We are starting the interior design portion of the cabin which is essentially the best part.

We were able to watch the first movie out in BAMF. The construction crew finally got the opportunity to relax after the 12 hour day. It was quite comfortable.

I am sorry for leaving everyone who can not see it in the dark on what it looks like. I will be sure to snap some pictures tomorrow before departing for school of how far we got. There is a lot of work ahead of us still, but the worst is certainly behind us.

Keep checking back tomorrow if you want to actually SEE some pictures. I will have them up by the evening.

Have a lovely night/day,
Sam

Friday in a Nutshell

Not much got done today, but that is okay. We only were out a few hours. What Charles and myself did get done however is getting the door in! We some new blinging gold hinges and the door now works pretty good! We also fixed the floor some more!!!

We have crazy amounts of shit to do tommorow. For all those who want to help, we will BEGIN construction at noon. I hope that we can get a faster start on things compared to how we have been! Anywhos, make sure you are here AT 12 if you can make it. If you can come anytime later that is fine as well. The more the merrier.

What we have to do tommorow.
1. Seal up the cabin, get those triangle pieces at the ends in.
2. Build the stairs.
3. Paint
4. Carpet.
5. Move in.

Maybe if we get far enough we can stop earlier and watch a movie INSIDE.

What We Accomplished Today...

Although we had the usual late start, we got shit done today. We have the frame READY for the door. All we need to do is get some new hinges. Also, the roof is COMPLETLY shingled! Hell yes! All done with that! That was a HUGE step we overpassed.

I wanted to mention also that we have 900 page impressions!! Thats sweet! Once we hit 1000 we should do something exciting. Some people play fair when racing to 1000, others cheat. (CORY cough) Anyways, now that everyone has NO idea what I am talking about...

Looks like the joke contest is some tight competition. Keep encouraging others to vote.

Later
Sam

Ads

I must say, although I failed miserably to get some Playboy ads on here, the advertisement for the anonymous turd sent in the mail is pretty sweet.

CONTEST OVER-TIME TO VOTE EVERYONE!!!!!!!

I will have the poll open for a week from now! Please vote for your favorite joke! Please read all the jokes! If none or some of the jokes are not appearing make sure you view the side bar and view everyones submited joke. Thank you everyone for participating!!!

Sam

Toaster Oven

Hey all,
Just wanted to tell those involved in construction that I found a free toaster oven in Blufton. We will have to pick it up this weekend sometime! I have the dude's cell number so we will just have to call him!
Sam

Winning Joke For Contest!

A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the result. On his way home he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper.
Before leaving he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"
"About 35," was the reply.
"I'm actually 47," the man says happily.
A little while later he goes to McDonald's for lunch and asks the order taker the same question, to which the reply is, "I'd guess that you're 29?"
"Nope, I am actually 47." He's starting to feel really good about himself.
While standing at the bus stop he asks an old woman the same question.
She replies, "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your penis for ten minutes I will be able to tell your exact age."
As there was no one else around the man thought what the hell and let her slip her hand down his pants.
Ten minutes later the old lady says, "OK, it's done. You are 47,"
Stunned the man says, "That was brilliant! How did you do that?"
The old lady replies, "I was behind you in McDonald's".

Joke Contest

Knock Knock....
...who's there?

Boo!....
....boo who?

Stop crying it's only a joke!!

Joking Contest

An old man and a young man work together in an office. The old man always has a jar of peanuts on his desk, and the young man really loves peanuts.

One day, while the old man is away from his desk, the young man yields to temptation and scarfs down over half of the contents of the jar. When the old man returns, the young man feels guilty and confesses to his crime.

"Don't worry, son. I never eat the peanuts anyway," the old man replies. "Since I lost my teeth, all I can do is gum chocolate off the M&M's."

Joke Contest

Sexual Olympics
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A man went over to his girl's place for a little bit of nookie between the sheets. He presented her with three choices of condom -- gold, silver, or bronze.
"Silver," she said.
"Why not gold?"
"Because I want you to come second for once!"

Please have your jokes in by tommorow (Wednesday) at midnight. Polls open for voting by the public at 12.01AM

Joke Contest

Your Face.

Joke Contest

On her 70th birthday, an old spinnster decides it's time to finnaly get married. Since she has no hot prospects, she decides to run this ad in the local newspaper:" Seventy-year young virgin seeks husband. Must be in same age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me, and MUST still be good in bed. Apply in person"The next day, her doorbell rings, and when she opens the door, much to her dismay is a gray haired man in a wheelchair, and he has no arms or legs.She asks the man, "Do you really expect me to choose you? You don't even have any arms or legs!" The old man replies, "Well, I don't have arms, so how could I beat you?" The woman agrees, and asks him to proceed. "I don't have any legs, so how could I run around on you? Again, she agrees, and replies, "But how could you, without any arms or legs, possibly be good in bed?" The man smiles and says, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I!"

EARTH DAY, HELL, CONTESTS, AND MORE!!!

HELLO all,

Just wanted to tell everyone HAPPY EARTH DAY!!! As you know, without the Earth, Bamf would not exist. In fact, nothing would really exist! Now that I think about it, why isn't this a bigger holiday? As mentioned in an earlier post, the Bamf blog is going green this week!

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Also, to everyone who reads this (not necessarily the contributors) please consider donating five bucks to help us fund our cabin! In staying with the green theme---hey, money is green!!!!

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Just wanted to also mention that we have 666 page impressions today. A little creepy I must say. Please keep coming back and help us get to 1000 page impressions by the end of the week!!!
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To fill in some 'down time' till the weekend, I'm not sure if I will get enough participation for this but I want all the contributors to submit a joke. Label your joke 'Joke for contest' and sign your name at the bottom. I then will either personally judge your joke myself, or put a poll up for people to vote. If I put up a poll then I will also post a joke. For those who already submitted a joke, please submit another one. Also, please do not use the same joke. (sorry). Again, YOUR PARTICIPATION IS NECESSARY for this to work. We have Cory, Charles, Mike, Clete, Tim, Kelsey, and myself. That is seven jokes to put up. Make sure you find a good one. Please submit as quickly as possible, because we will soon have to focus once again on BAMF.
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Sam

Welcome Pimpmost

I just wanted to formally welcome the pimpmost to the Bamf blog!!!
Also to Clete, that sounds like some key stuff also.

I AM coming home this weekend so we will be able to work on it!!!!

Sam

Playboy Magazine

Playboy Magazine. Playboy Magazine. Playboy Magazine. Playboy Magazine. Playboy Magazine. Playboy Magazine. Playboy Magazine. Playboy Magazine. Playboy Magazine. Playboy Magazine. Playboy Magazine. Playboy Magazine. Playboy Magazine. Playboy Magazine. Playboy Magazine.

Cat post.

Interior Design

So i was thinking about what we could do with the inside/outside of BAMF. Im my camper there are about 5ish signs that my brother stole which my parents blamed me for stealing so i am claiming them as mine. i was also thinking that for like on the inside using chirstmas lights or maybe some of those crazy lights. Hobby Lobby is having a sale so i will have marsha pick us up some. Please let me know if we want to do anything else in BAMF. Also i know we need to either treate the wood, or paint the outside. please let me know what we want to do so i can pick it up and have it for when we want to finish BAMF.

Cat Scratching Posts

Cats can use the cabin as a scratching post. But we may shoot them.

Going Green for the Enviroment!!!!

You may have noticed that the text color is a little vibrant right now. Why? Because we here on the Bamf Blog support the environment. BAMF was constructed with the environment in mind. How can we support the enviroment if we built the whole thing out of wood? The answer to this question is that we did not use any wood that came from a rainforest or something. No, we used the shitty, most likely dead, rotting wood sold by our local hardware! Thanks Carter's!!!!! Not. EVEN if we COULD afford the high roller's wood, we would definatly feel bad using it (even though we would). Also, to help our enviroment, we are going to reduce the amount of nails we throw in the lake behind Bamf. In addition to these acts, we are going to try to stop throwing rocks at the annoying-ass frogs that come out at night.

Enviromentally Friendly,
Sam
Webmaster

playboy!!

WE NEED PLAYBOY ADS! that would much help this website (also, we need more pictures, of bamf or of hot naked PLAYBOY models.)

American Gangster

American Gangster is a long movie. Anyway, from what I hear, the cabin is lookin pretty ballin' outrageous. However, I feel like I have not contributed anything...probably because I really haven't. Go Cavs. But when I return home for the summer I plan on contributing in any way that I can, excluding covering expenses. Ben Wallace has big hair. So my apologies for my absence, which also makes it difficult to post things on here when I really don't know what is going on. Wow that was a foul, Lebron was hacked. So I think I am going to try to get some more google ads relating to my posts, so...Playboy Magazine! I know somebody who is a subscriber to PLAYBOY MAGAZINE. Playboy Magazine. Go Cavs. Playboy Magazine.

Charles, Label Your Post

Charles,
Please label your post! haha
Thanks
Sam

all i have to say is that the cabin is looking freakin fly as shit and we should be able to finish it this weekend ya'll!!! GET SO EXCITED YOU CANT STAND UP!!!

Update of WEEKEND 2

Hello all,
As 'postmaster general' I am sorry for leaving everyone who checks this blog hanging on how BAMF 2 is doing. After a 13-hour workday Saturday, we got a lot done.

The structure of the roof is UP. The roof is very strong and is supported by many large supports. The best part of the roofing project is that we have most of the shingles on the roof! At least now the inside can dry up for interior work such as carpeting and furniture insertion.

We also inserted a small window courtesy of Tim. Thanks Tim. haha. The window faced the back of the cabin for a beautiful look into the back country.

Today I found out that we have a GUARANTEED couch actually!!!!! The best part of the deal--it is free!!!! Thanks you to CHARLES KOCH for providing Bamf with its first piece of furniture.

-So many things to talk about-

TO ALL WRITERS ON THIS BLOG...We need more help writing on here! Please keep coming back and posting to keep up the hype. If you want to see the stats on this-we are now receiving like 20 individual hits per day compared to when we first started with like 80-100. It is hard for people to find our Blog when it has not been updated for awhile. The website list Blogs first that have been updated most recently.

I THINK I will be coming home next weekend...with finals week coming up rapidly for UT, it may be hard to find some time. Who knows though. I can do most of my shit during this week.

Later,
SAM

WE CAN NOW BE GOOGLED!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kind of an exciting announcement for the cabin website- The BAMF Cabin blog can now be googled!!! Forget the website address? Search for it on google.com by typing keywords BAMF Cabin or anything really related to this website!!!! This will allow for more people around the world to come into our world of BAMF~!!
SAM

What the Deuce?

Okay, this post is a follow-up on the previous post.
Who the deuce would vote 1 on coolness of BAMF? I totally back up what Cory said. Also, I wanted to add that when all your friends talk about how amazing their BAMF experience was (whether you go or not) your conscience eats at you like a parasite.
Happy Day's,
Sam


PS. Work day tommorow at 12 PM for anyone other than Charles and Nate who can make it. Your help would be rather key. It will go extremely late so anytime is good.

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Ok, so it seems the more that I complain and threaten people who vote less than a 5, the lower and lower the votes get. However, someone gave us a one, which means you can't go any lower! so fuck you! So whoever you are - ha ha you voted lower than what I complained about, how clever of you. Congratulations, your little prank is absolutely hilarious, but you're the only one who knows that it's you who actually voted a 1. So I hope you just laugh it up when you touch yourself at night and bust a gut and/or nut laughing so hard. This will be my last post about the non-beleivers, I have already given them more attention than they deserve.

Wow.

I worked on the cabin all afternoon today. Tommorow it looks like we are going to have Charles till like 4 maybe and myself and Nate all day and night. It doesn't look like we are finishing this weekend as hoped for.

Day 1, Weekend 2

Hey all,
Just wanted to give you all the update on what we got done tonight for those who could not make it. We got all the walls up, they still just need secured more. We also got the frame done for what will be the inside of the roof. Charles has gotten his hands on some wood so we can really take off after that.

TO ADDRESS ALL FOR SATURDAY: We need all the help we can get Friday. WE ARE PLANNING ON FINISHING BAMF 2 BY SATURDAY NIGHT. To achieve this goal, we need help. What do I mean by finished? Here are the goals I would like to see done.
1. Windows/Doors in place
2. Stairway built and in place.
3. Carpeting In
4.Painted? Weather and time pending (not necessary)
5. We have all holes sealed up and we can sleep in it

-Later
Sam

Stripper Pole

Ok random but one day at school I asked my fellow class mates if they knew where to get a stipper pole. To my surprise one of them did in fact know where such an item could be purchased. So according to my source the poles are avalible at spencers in Lima and only cost $10. So if there is interest then I believe we should make a trip to Lima to get one for bamf.

Tonight

I am going home and working on the cabin tonight if anyone is interested in helping
Sam

Bored

Wow. Ok. So i'm really bored right now and this is all I can think of for some sort of entertainment. I'm sorta wondering how much we are going to deck the cabin out. I've heard talk of windows...and then shingles and tar paper...and carpet. Also, are we making steps to get up into the cabin, or a rope ladder? I'm not really too concerned, i'm just really bored and thought I would ask. Also, I have like 11 days of classes left not counting the finals, which i'll have like 2. So I find this pretty exciting. I think we should definately start some planning for a trip to south carolina or something. Also, I need some ideas for a job this summer, all I know right now is that I am not going to work at the Pizzeria or Suter's again. Because i'm going to need a job to help pay for this trip. And me and charles both talked and we have NO idea what that post about Jelsew is supposed to mean.

Probation

This article is about young lady we all have come to know and love, Kelsey Darbyshire. As most of our readers know, young Kelsey is the first lady to myself as president. However due to unfortunate circumstances, we are going to have to put Kelsey on probation. Unfortunatly for us, she is too cool to consistantly post on this blog. We are now putting her under a probationary period so she can get her shit together.

For everyone else, Please encourage her to keep posting and lower herself down to our level.

Samuel Schroeder
President

2?! Are You Kidding Me?!

Apparently we have a real wise guy on our hands. AFTER my post about the snake/syringe pit for the bastard who gave us a 4, this asshole votes the cabins potential bad assness as a 2! A 2!! That is half of 4! So this means we need to double the punishment, so i'm going to need some ideas as to what we could do to this person. I really am not sure what we could do. Can we possibly fill the pit with something that is two times as worse as snakes or syringes? We could do like they did in The Hills Have Eyes 2 and put small cuts all over their body and shove them in the bottom of a shitter to let the parasites and infections kill them slowly. But I could be over reacting, it's happened before.

I respect Sam Schroeder

Samuel Alan
I respect you and your contributions to BAMF =) It looks real good from the pictures and i can't wait to actually see it in person!!...

Great Job Boys!


Love
Kelsey =)

Reply To Free Wood (Sexual)

I think free wood is a good idea. I love free wood, the more the merrier i always say! But thats just me, I probably like free wood more than the average person. However, on a much less sexual note, I think you should definately grab some of that wood, we can always find something stupid to build, and if not we can always use some good burning supplies.

free wood

Just throwin this out there........ On saturday my grandpa from glandoorf is tearing down his deck/patio deal. It is made mostly out of 2 X 6 boards and i could prolly get however much if we need them. Just a suggestion if we need something for the stairs or whatever. I just thought i'd tell everyone since it was a possibility and FREE (which is always good).

General Update

Just a quick general update on all the exciting happening going on in and around BAMF 2.

1) Furniture is possibly found. We will see how it goes. Supposedly there are people that are going to get the furniture before I do since I can not pick it up till the weekend. However, he is most likely bull shitting us so he can get our 40 bucks. The guy is supposed to call back if he still has them.

2) Nate found shingles for our roof and all we need now is that paper that goes under them. This should not be hard to get. We only need a little bit.

3) After the shitty as hell work weekend, of course the weather has been dry and warm. What the hell? After working in the monsoon this sucks. However there are some advantages. The structure is going to become even more sturdy as the mud the posts are in settles and dries. It is going to almost be natural concrete. This worked out really well actually. Also, hopefully the lakes will clear. lol Of course, when is the next predicted rainfall? This work weekend. Fuck.

4) I want to personally welcome as president of BAMF 2 Clete Stechschulte to the BAMF online team. Cletus, welcome.

5) You better get pumped for another fun-filled weekend of construction.

Supplies are Coming Together

Nate found some shingles for our roof! What is the best part of this? They are free!!!! We have mad supplies coming in which is great! Everyone keep look outs for more supplies that will work.

I Found Balls!

So I found these balls online that are said to be "crush-proof" and comes with 100 balls of six assorted colors for a mere $35 with free shipping. Must be fate. Unless I can find enough snakes to fill a pit for a cheaper price.

Attention

Attention restaurant customers: Testicles. That is all.

More Wood (not sexual)

If you guys have not already heard my parentals said that they would someday like to use the stairs for the play house that has been sitting in our shed for ohhhh about 18 years. So to make it up to us and show how much they love us they are donating wood to make the stairs. My father has even offered to help make them well because its not like he is building a house or anything. So if you by chance see Greg or Marsha please thank them for the wood (non-sexual) and give them a hug, high five or whatever you crazy kids do!

Furniture

I think that chair and couch look mighty fine. Is there anyway we could get a water bed or a circular bed that spins? If we got the spinning bed we would definately need a disco ball to set the mood. And lets not forget about the theater seats from the Bluffton movie theater, although they would cost more money than most furniture, I think having a piece of history in the cabin is something that could be desired by others as well.

VIDEO of BAMF 1 Old Memories

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZMhy3Yvw3U

Furniture Possibly Found!

I think I have may have found some furniture to replace the furniture destroyed in BAMF 1.

Here is what they look like...

Pretty Nice. They will be a fine addition if we can get ahold of them.

Weekend Number 2

To Whom It May Concern,

Weekend Number Two is coming up soon again. I am thinking all day work Saturday. I linked the weather forecast below. It looks like rain but it can't be worse then last weekend!

We hope to finish the main strucure and begin working inside. We hope to have in at least one window, the door, and stairs.

http://www.weather.com/weather/weekend/45830?from=36hr_topnav_undeclared

Joke #2

not as good as cory's but here it goes....

A guy walks into a bar carrying a 18" alligator.

The bartender says, "What do think you're doing? Get that god damn thing out of here. I don't allow pets in my establishment".

The guy trys to explain. "Look he won't cause any trouble. He's well trained and I'll prove it". He then proceeds to put the alligator on the bar and says, "open". The alligator open its mouth and you can see all of its razor sharp teeth. "Now watch this", he says and proceeds to remove his penis through his zipper and lays his balls gently onto the alligator's teeth. He then orders a beer and proceeds to drink it. All the while the alligator keeps its mouth open and nothing happens.

After finishing the beer the man gently removes his penis and puts it back into his pants. He then says, "close" and the alligator closes its mouth.

"You see he is perfectly trained. He would do that for anybody. Does anyone want to try?" After looking around he finally here a drunk whose sitting at table say "Sure I'd like to try. But I don't know if I can keep my mouth open that long."

We Have New Writers

Congratulations to the newest staff added recently. We are still waiting upon Clete Steck and Nathan Birk. to become official. We would like to officially welcome Kelsey Darbyshire as a writer for our blog. Kelsey Daybyshire, welcome!

WE WANT YOU TO WRITE FOR US!!! We want you to help write for the official BAMF blog. We want to hear your opinions and chit-chat. Please contact current writer's Sam, Cory, Mike, Charles, or Kelsey for sign up. The best way to contact us would most likely be via Facebook.

Q: What would I write about if I did ask to write for you guys?
A: You can really write about anything. Let us know how you feel about BAMF. If you do not have anything to say about that then screw it! It does not even have to be BAMF 2 related. You can tell a joke, share a story, or give an opinion for example!

Q: How bad do you want me to write for you?
A: We will do anything short of intercourse for you to write for us.

I Respect Cory Meuleman

Cory, I respect you.
-Sam

Reply to the Reply

Yes, it may seem somewhat ironic that my first post after being promoted to head of health and safety is to throw somebody into a death pit. However, I am concerned with the health and safety of those who support the cabin and its creators. The people who doubt us and our cabin, I do not care about. Therefore, I think that throwing that bastard into the pit of sharp things (snakes are sharp when they BITE!) would make the environment much more enjoyable, therefore safe, for the supporters of BAMF cabin.

Reply to 4

This is more directed to Cory-
So let's get this straight Cory. Don't get me wrong at all, I am totally in support of the idea. But...so your first act as Head of Health and Safety is to creat a pit of syringes and snakes? Lol...IRONY. O well Cory, I support you Bad Ass Mother Fucking ideas...

O yeah, and for THAT guy who gave us a 4...fuck off.

Sam

4?

Here's an idea for the lower portion of the cabin: we make it a snake pit or syringe pit for the son of a bitch who voted the cabins potential bad assness as a 4! So whenever they decide to show up to the cabin, only to discover it is easily a 5 in BAMFness, we can throw their sorry ass in the pit of either snakes or syringes, and maybe they'll think twice before they doubt us even a little bit.

Another Promotion Given! +More Pics

Hello Readers,

We recently have decided to give yet another promotion to Cory (HardcoR) Meuleman for his work on BAMF. Although most of the time he was deconstructing BAMF 1 and hitting sticks against trees, he proved to be a good person for HEAD OF HEALTH AND SAFETY.

Although we did not use long screws at the beggining of construction, we assure you that the structure is quite safe. However through Cory's constant bitching, we got some longer screws and now that shit isn't going anywhere.

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Also wanted to mention that Mike has added a bunch of contruction pics to his Facebook as he metioned but here is the link. It will work if you all are friends. http://http//www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=20864&id=1417050081#pid=20864

Fire/Stripper Pole

Although we discussed this topic amongst ourselves on construction day, I think it is a topic that could interest some outsiders, and possibly generate some feedback. (of course i'm not going to hold my breath) I think the installation of a fire pole would be fantastical. The fire pole could either be placed on the outside of the cabin, or inside the cabin, through the floor, and down into the potential ball pit. I think that having the fire pole inside would be the best place for it. Who has never wanted to go down a fire pole and land in a ball pit? I have had wet dreams about this for as long as I can remember. What better to take away the fear and rush of going down the fire pole that a giant pit of cool and relaxing balls? Nothing. Also, if the pole were inside the cabin it could fulfill some of the other's wishes for a stripper pole, because who wants strippers outside of the cabin? I personally do not want any strippers in the cabin, but i can't be selfish and always get what I want, so i'm willing to take one for the team and allow strippers to dance on my fire pole. So, in the great words of Brian Fellows - "Just think about it!"

Long Screws

After the first day of building, although I was not present the whole time, I think it went really well. I'll be honest, I was a little concerned when we were moving the frame for the floor and the boards pulled out so easily due to the short screws. I was not about to walk on something that high off the ground that could possibly fall to pieces at any second due to the short screws that were barely holding it together. For example, if I were doing a head stand in the cabin made of these short screws, I could fall through the floor and snap my spine from the five foot drop directly on my head. However, after I kindly suggested re-enforcing the floor portion of the cabin with longer screws a mere 2-37 times, Mike and Nate bought us some longer screws on the very next trip to get more wood. Now I can walk and stand on my head in the cabin without the fear of falling to my very early death. Unfortunately, I will not be able to attend any other building dates because I will not be able to leave Assland due to my outdoor track schedule. For this I am truly sorry, but there ain't shit I can do about it son.

Pics on Face (book)

Hey all, Goodman here and I just posted a large quantity of build pics on the facebook! Check em out and tag some folks if you dare...

Promotion Given

Congratulations to Nathan Birkemier who recently received high commends for his hard work in the first weekend of BAMF 2 Construction.

FIRST LOOK INTO BAMF 2- (PICS!!!!)

Lead Man Inside Looking at Walls
Look Down
What is left of BAMF 1
Looking out at the lake behind BAMF
Out with the old, in with the new

Yeah...

LOL

Good Look at the Front of BAMF 2

Mud. Everywhere.

Water. Mud. Everywhere

Workday Number 1

Many update to talk about so let's get right to it:

Today's workday went very well. We were able to get even more wood. With this new wood we were able to construct both the floor and two of the walls. There are six planks holding up the structure. Remember, we are building the cabin about five feet above ground. This was indeed an obstacle but we have made the flooring very secure. Also the walls are going to be eight feet high which means the ceiling is going to be that high as well. That is the standard ceiling height of an regular household ceiling! It is begining to look really good. We will have some pictures posted soon on this website.

In my professional opinion, I think that we are about half way done with the actual physical part of the cabin. This is GREAT for just one long day of work. How long was our day you may ask? Well as scheduled, we worked almost nonstop from 12-9:30. We are all very worn out and I am really to tired right now to finish this post. Lol.

Well there really is a lot to talk about now that construction has started. We are having a short work day tommorow. We plan on working a 12-5:00 shift. We hope to get the final amount of wood, finish the walls, and ideally start the roof. We likely will not be able to finish the roof, even though that would be nice. If we COULD finish the roof, then we would have a place to store our contruction junk. The next work day will most likely be next weekend, after we finish up for the week tommorow.

Again, I really do appreciate you all coming back to check out the status on BAMF. It is nice to see that I am not writing all this stuff for nothing. It hard because I think the other writers have just stopped posting so I hope they will begin again. Otherwise, a few more may be hired.

I want to give honarable mentions of the day to Nathan Birkemier. Nathan stepped up beyond the call of duty with both ideas and physical labor. We here wish to give him our gratitude for what he has done today. Do not get me wrong, the other workers were great, but this man went beyond the call of duty. Without him we would not have gotten near as far as we got today.

-Samuel S.

Starry Eyed Suprise

Hey all,

This will most likely be the last update till we let you know how the build day goes.

Okay, so it is 2:00AM on Friday night (note blog times are wrong) and the moon is out along with the stars. The weather is much colder then today was but, as far as right now the weather is clear!!! According to my sources, the chance of rain for tommorow has been lowered from 50 percent as forcasted juust hours ago, to THIRTY percent. This means that the BAMF Cabin build crew will be a whole 20 percent less wet!! Hopefully that too means that they will be 20 percent less muddy.

I also wanted to mention that our main wood that we will be using has been purchased. We still hope to remain in budget. According to our financial advisors, it is going to be close. Another purchase of note is the two endtables that executive Charles Koch and myself ganked on the way home from Findlay early this afternoon. They are actually somewhat nice end table and will be a fine addition to the Bamf Cabin decor.

Thank you all for your support and help wish for no rain.
Later daters,

Sam

Quick Update

A Quick update for those involved:
Tommorow's forecast looks realy shitty so the crew is going to be working in some bad weather. There is a 50 percent chance of rain all day and it is supposed to feel like 35 degrees all day. Please do not get discouraged. Although the weather may be a set back, we will precede in all activities regardless.

Also, due to the weather we are now starting at noon, not one.

Piss,
Sam

Hello Facebook-ers

Hello to those who got the invite on facebook.
What you are looking at is a 'blog' of the news going on with BAMF 2. It is hard to keep it a secret anymore, BAMF is starting early!!! The construction crews are setting a goal for completion for Mother's Day weekend. Its still unsure of whether this is a possible goal or not. I suppose we will see.

Anywho, how this whole BLOG thing works. There are four gentlemen writing for this Blog-Cory, Charles, Mike, and myself (Sam). What you are seeing is the main screen with just a couple of the most recent post. However there are more post that may be connected with pictures and links explaining what is going on. For example, check out the side 'BLOG ARCHIVES' located on the right hand side of your screen. If you were to click on 'Blackprint' there are some images of what BAMF may look like. This is just an example for you too see how to look through post.

Your feedback is crucial to the construction of BAMF. If you would like to officially write for this blog, which I strongly encourage, let me know. Otherwise, I have made it so everyone is able to leave feedback on our comments so I encourage you to do that also. We would like any agreements, disagreement, and ideas to add on to the comments that we post. I thank you for taking the time to do this for us.

Regards,
The Bamf Online Team,
Sam Mike Charles Cory

ATTENTION WORK CREW

ATTN: Just a quick weather update for all those involved Saturday. It looks like Staturday we are going to have a high of 47 degrees which is not as bad as we expect. True, it is still cold as fuck so bundle up. Also, weather.com reports that there is a chance for "a few showers". A thirty percent chance. So hopefully we will not be battling rain the whole time. However there is an issue that we are going to have to look at and that is mud. There is an eighty percent chance of rain Friday so that may be an issue. How much rain? Who knows. There will also be (Saturday) 17mile/hour winds which is not bad. It just will make it feel colder. No matter what the weather conditions, however, crew are ready to go. We just hope for a successful build day and hope we will not have to battle weather conditions.

Parking Lot

I have a sweet idea for maximal people to go to BAMF--a parking lot. Okay, I understand that this sounds rediculous but think about it. For thoses who know the BAMF woods, there is a clearing in the middle of it. We can clear that clearing out more of all the shit laying around in it. Then we make the path back to BAMF wide enough to fit a car and there we go...parking lot!!!! That would really be sweet. We may have to take a tree outh though and that would not be key. Hm.... ideas!?

Joke

A bus filled with catholic school girls is hit by a train and everyone is killed. When the girls arrive at the gates in heaven, St. Peter asks the first girl if she has ever touched a male organ. She shyly responds and says "I once touched one with the very tip of my finger." St. Peter says Ok, dip the finger into the holy water and pass through the gates. Peter then asks the next girl the same question, the girl says "I once fondled and stroked one." So Peter says Ok, dip your hand in the holy water and pass through the gates. After this there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls waiting to pass through the gates. One of the girls, Reva, runs to the front of the line where Peter is. Peter asks Reva, "Is there a problem?" Reva says, "Yes! If i'm gonna have to gurgle this holy water, I want to do it before Susan dips her ass in it!"

Reply to Pit-O-Balls

The pit-o-balls sounds like a damn good idea. Perhaps we could strategically place it under the actual Cabin surrounded by Charles' moat. However I do see a problem with this pit-o-balls idea. Since we are all pretty much fat fucks, we will most mikely crush them bitches. Maybe we could use mass amounts of superballs?! That would be rather key eh? Just a thought. Piece Nigs.

Pit-O-Balls

Just an idea I would like to throw out there. What about a ball pit underneath the cabin like what has been seen at McDonalds? If we all go to different McDonalds locations that have these ball pits, and steal about 5-10 balls from each, we could have our very own. Or we could just steal the balls from nate's little brothers' ball pit, I don't care. I would just like a big pit of balls.

Countdown to Build

Hello Reader,
Just to let you know there is EXACTLY two days until build day. Quite exciting. Anways, just a quick update on the countdown. Also, we are considering modifing Saturday's hour by hour schedule We are considering in going to the Lumber yard on Friday afternoon so that constuction is ready. Who knows though. . .

What up players, just appeasing sam's appetite for new blogs at the moment. Hows about we make this cabin the pimpmost shit eh!? DO IT We gotta make it ballin outragious. Peace , Mike Out

Not a Tree House

Alright, I want to make some things straight about BAMF Cabin. BAMF CABIN is a CABIN and that is what it is to be called. BAMF Cabin is NOT a tree house, club, clubhouse, fort, plaything, gaything, or shack. BAMF is a cabin and that is what it is to be called. Please do not refer to this amazing piece of architecture as any of these demeaning terms. Those who call our cabin anything else will be punished by calling them really mean names. You don't want this to have to happen.

Top View

Kind of a top view. Just tentative ideas.

Blackprints

Kind of an idea of what BAMF may look like. Constructed by Michael Schroeder. lead engineer

nice....

I don't really have much to say right now. The only thing i can think of that would even compare to BAMF 2 is having a swimming pool full of gummy bears and naked chicks. Other than that, BAMF 2 will surpass anything and everything else with ease. I am much looking forward to starting/completing this project, and I hope I can dig some sort of hole/moat since it was so fun last time. I can't wait to get started and be working with all of you "hood niggas" (except nate, he's too white). sharpton for pres. ya'll IM OUT

Public Relations

Okay, this is Charles Koch, head of public relations. I consider him my right-hand man in the construction of BAMF (his right hand is very strong) Akward........ anyways I just wanted all of our Blog Views to get to know one of the BAMF cabin team a little better. He is a hard worker and great at digging holes. If he were a slave he would sell for a premium price. ----just throwing that out there.

Some good memories in BAMF. For all those who must be fucking retarded, this is BAMF 1, just the baby sister of what BAMF 2 will be. Hellz ya bitches.

New Authors are Magurting on the BAMF Blog

We have many new authors writing for the Bamf Blog. . . So keep checking on back so you can view our insights. All of the new members are workers for the BAMF Cabin and will keep updating you and giving you insights on what is going on.

Very Excited

I don't know about anyone else, but I, personally, am so excited about this new BAMF cabin that the majority of my body can not stand up. (If you don't understand the meaning behind that...then I don't even know what to tell you) Last year's cabin was shoddy at best. Although it was a good time making it (breaking Charles' hatchet), overall it was a big piece of trash. However, this year we are taking a much more serious approach on the contruction of this marvel. From what I hear the "cabin" may be more of a tree house this year, which if it actually does come together, could be pretty freakin sweet. Not only could we pull the possible rope-ladder up into the tree house to keep girls out, we could also store meats and other perishable food items up there to keep them safe from bears or other wildlife that may be on the prowl. On second thought, the tree house may protect us and our food from girls and bears, but it may make birds and helicopters a serious threat being that we are closer to the sky. Also, we need to be careful not to build the tree house too high. If we build it too high we will need to bring oxygen tanks and coats with us to survive, and there is a possibilty we could build it too close to the sun and we could melt. After realizing these potential threats, I think we definately should not build the tree house in any redwood trees. Going off of the idea to keep girls out of our tree house, we should probably sell memberships to people for two reasons: so we know who to let the rope-ladder down to, and to create some funds to pay for the construction. However, I know that there are some member of the female gender who would be very upset with me for the suggestion of keeping them out. Therefore, we will be issuing a limited amount of memberships for these people. You are welcome.

Rumors are true, BAMF will start early!

Perhaps you have heard the rumors that BAMF Cabin 2 will be starting with construction early this year. These rumors and now being official announced as TRUE. A team of contractors, workers, and engineer are scheduled to meet Saturday April 12 to begin construction. Heavy construction is expected, rain or shine. The team is set to begin work at 1 PM. Tentative construction completion dates are to be set at Mother's Day weekend. However, again, this is just a tentative date set.

New Administrators Hired for BAMF

On April 8th, 2008 the final members of the BAMF build team have been announced by BAMF president and CEO Sam Schroeder. The following is a list of the old and new admins.

Michael Schroeder - Cheif Engineer and Cofounder

Kelsey Darbyshire- First Lady

Charles Koch- Public Relations

Tim Riemund- First Black Person in BAMF

Cory Meuleman- Biggest BAMF

Clete Steck- Co-Public Relations and Cheif Interior Design

Nathan Birkemier- Whitest Person in BAMF

Congratulations to all appointed and to those who did not make it. . .hope for BAMF 3 I suppose.