Very Excited

I don't know about anyone else, but I, personally, am so excited about this new BAMF cabin that the majority of my body can not stand up. (If you don't understand the meaning behind that...then I don't even know what to tell you) Last year's cabin was shoddy at best. Although it was a good time making it (breaking Charles' hatchet), overall it was a big piece of trash. However, this year we are taking a much more serious approach on the contruction of this marvel. From what I hear the "cabin" may be more of a tree house this year, which if it actually does come together, could be pretty freakin sweet. Not only could we pull the possible rope-ladder up into the tree house to keep girls out, we could also store meats and other perishable food items up there to keep them safe from bears or other wildlife that may be on the prowl. On second thought, the tree house may protect us and our food from girls and bears, but it may make birds and helicopters a serious threat being that we are closer to the sky. Also, we need to be careful not to build the tree house too high. If we build it too high we will need to bring oxygen tanks and coats with us to survive, and there is a possibilty we could build it too close to the sun and we could melt. After realizing these potential threats, I think we definately should not build the tree house in any redwood trees. Going off of the idea to keep girls out of our tree house, we should probably sell memberships to people for two reasons: so we know who to let the rope-ladder down to, and to create some funds to pay for the construction. However, I know that there are some member of the female gender who would be very upset with me for the suggestion of keeping them out. Therefore, we will be issuing a limited amount of memberships for these people. You are welcome.