Joke

A bus filled with catholic school girls is hit by a train and everyone is killed. When the girls arrive at the gates in heaven, St. Peter asks the first girl if she has ever touched a male organ. She shyly responds and says "I once touched one with the very tip of my finger." St. Peter says Ok, dip the finger into the holy water and pass through the gates. Peter then asks the next girl the same question, the girl says "I once fondled and stroked one." So Peter says Ok, dip your hand in the holy water and pass through the gates. After this there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls waiting to pass through the gates. One of the girls, Reva, runs to the front of the line where Peter is. Peter asks Reva, "Is there a problem?" Reva says, "Yes! If i'm gonna have to gurgle this holy water, I want to do it before Susan dips her ass in it!"