Not a Tree House

Alright, I want to make some things straight about BAMF Cabin. BAMF CABIN is a CABIN and that is what it is to be called. BAMF Cabin is NOT a tree house, club, clubhouse, fort, plaything, gaything, or shack. BAMF is a cabin and that is what it is to be called. Please do not refer to this amazing piece of architecture as any of these demeaning terms. Those who call our cabin anything else will be punished by calling them really mean names. You don't want this to have to happen.